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Written by Rick Ruiz

Illustrated By

Christo Komarnitski

Ways Men Pee

ways men pee


Finally, an illustrated guide to a primitive need that is executed daily, with fashion, by men all over the world!


Inside the book

Over 100 beautiful and hilarious illustrations about how men do it.

Woman Helping Man Pee
Urinal Mess
No Hands to Pee

Mankind is intrigued with the act of a man peeing. Garden fountains, novelty gift items and famous statues adorn our homes and cities.

Ever wonder what the velocity of pee is?
How much do we pee in a lifetime?
Get these answers, and more.

Jokes about men peeing are plentiful!
Some complain over the mess, some appreciate the relief!

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